Saturday, July 2, 2016

I am not my diagnoses


Published to Tumblr January 16, 2016

I really wish people understood this. Once I tell someone I’m schizophrenic they assume the movie version of a paranoid living in a trashy apartment with a foil hat on their head. There are as many types of schizophrenia as there are types of people. It is different for every single person. 
Oh, and that whole foil hat thing is bogus. Remember when we used to wrap the TV’s rabbit ears in foil to boost the signal? Yeah, foil amplifies radio and other types of EM radiation. A foil hat would just help the aliens read your mind - and would probably microwave your brain on top of it. Try parchment paper instead, or a beanie lined with lead.

No comments:

Post a Comment